Tuesday, November 24, 2015

You Know You're A Runner When...

I never expected to become a runner, maybe I could have seen myself as a bi-weekly jogger, but never as someone who stuck to a schedule and ran races. Pretty sure my family did not expect this either. There is a stigma involved with running, "Oh, those people." As in the people that do crazy things to their bodies, waking up at ungodly hours, and the constant chatter about their training. Now that I am part of the club, here is my list of when you know you're a runner:

You know you're a runner when:


  • You have more running shoes than regular shoes.
  • You start getting picky about casual shoes and actually start buying shoes for comfort.
  • A pedicure is no longer about having pretty toe nails but to get off the callous.
  • Your laundry consists of running clothes only.
  • Everything you eat is carefully decided, whether for the nutrient content or how it's going to make you feel for the next run.
  • Carbs are your best friend.
  • You are eternally hungry.
  • You spend more money on races than vacations. You also pick races on their location so you can make it a vacation.
  • Going to bed early is a must.
  • You wake up before the sun on your weekend to do your "long run."
  • Laundry mainly consists of running clothes, and you never allow anyone else to do them for you (no dryer!)
  • Wearing real people clothes happens quite infrequently.
  • Your Garmin (or other watch) is your best friend.
  • All you want to do is talk about running.
  • You stretch wherever, and whenever you can. Your roller also travels with you.
  • You have worn compression socks under pants in public.
  • You cannot run a race until you poop. (TMI, but it's incredibly true.)
  • Water is your bff.
  • You get angry when you can't run, or when you haven't run in a few days.
  • Running partially injured is always an option. Not running is worse.
  • You can't function through a day without running.
  • You are always planning and thinking about your next run.
  • You keep a spare running outfit in your car (just in case.)
  • You may be broke because races are just too fun.
  • You just love running and can't get enough!!
A short list, but I hit all the statements that really pertain to me! 

Also, sorry friends. I am an obsessive runner, I love it. And I will probably try to convince you to start running!

Peace, and running :)

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